california sucks california sucks it's worse than old new york filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks hot tubs and jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze california sucks! california sucks the people there are fake they can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make california movie stars strung out on sleeping pills no - i've never been there and you can bet i never will california sucks - just look who you've produced ronald reagan, jerry brown and countless other fools west coast sun-tanned morons - you don't know how to think i can't wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink