Madonna I'm in love
  It dosen't make too much sense
  But when I saw you on TV
  This sounds so ridiculous
  But I can't help the way I feel
  When I look at your chubby face
  Sandra I don't understand
  How you always do it
  The world's most lucky man is either Jerry Lewis or David Letterman
  I wish I was your late night man
  Cause I get so stupid over you [x4]
  Even though you're big and famous in movies and MTV
  Can't the three of us go out and see midget wrestling
  Cause hanging out with you
  Would definately be my dream come true
  Cause I get stupis over you