The whole world is watching me
  As I light up the TV screen
  My life's a parade
  But I've got it made
  I hope everyone will see
    I want my ratings to go up
  I hope you all wish me luck
  I'll act like I care
  About your welfare
  And I'll pretend I'll stay in touch
    I want to be on your good side
  I've got nowhere else to hide
  Everything that you hear
  May not be sincere
  At least my voice is amplified
    I think my credibility has gone away
  The colors on your television will turn gray
  I'll make a living while i exploit everyone
  I never thought this way of life would be so fun
    Please come onto my talk show
  I'll share everything I know