I'm a street spy, I'm a Spanish fly
  I'm coarse, thorough, and a sensitive bastard
  I'm always a pig in a lady's company
  I drive away suckers standin' on the corner
    I'm a diamond throat of the local pub
  My sister's got deviations, I know it well
  I'm seducing blondie without any difficulties
  I always drink brandy on a friday night
    I'm the loudest screamer at the boss's party
  I spend long hours with my black partner
  I am a rattlesnake, I crush my victims
  I'm the cheapest model in the porno magazines
    Chorus: I am the mystic
  I am the one
  I'm killin' cops - He's dropping out!!!