Young teacher, the subject
  Of schoolgirl fantasy
  She wants him so badly
  Knows what she wants to be
  Inside her there's longing
  This girl's an open page
  Book marking - she's so close now
  This girl is half his age
    Don't stand, don't stand so
  Don't stand so close to me
    Her friends are so jealous
  You know how bad girls get
  Sometimes it's not so easy
  To be the teacher's pet
  Temptation, frustration
  So bad it makes him cry
  Wet bus stop, she's waiting
  His car is warm and dry
    Don't stand, don't stand so
  Don't stand so close to me
    Loose talk in the classroom
  To hurt they try and try
  Strong words in the staffroom
  The accusations fly
  It's no use, he sees her
  He starts to shake and cough
  Just like the old man in
  That book by Nabakov
    Don't stand, don't stand so
  Don't stand so close to me
    Don't stand, don't stand so
  Don't stand so close to me