Mike does these things gratis
  He is very well known in the city
  His ass is his decoy and a trap for the children
  Mike is the first playboy of the railway station
  He is the favorite of suckers
    Mike is a seniors lover
  He is almost a man, he's a star of suckin'
  His body is a magnet for the old boys
  Mike is an ideal guy He's a real motherf...er!!!
    Chorus: Do you wanna be somebody just like him?!?!
  No, nobody wants to be a smelly, dirty putana!!!
    Spoken: Mike sucks my d... everyday a week!