standing in the bog of a west end bar
  guy on the right leaning over too far
  money in my pocket gonna put it in the slot
  open up the pack see what type i got
    i didn't want to hold you
  i didn't want to use you
  protex, protex blue
  all wanna do
    it's a fab protective for that type of a girl
  but everybody knows that she uses it well
  it's the therapeutic structure i can use at will
  but i don't think it fits my b.d. drill
    sitting in a carriage of a bakerloo
  erotica my pocket got a packet for you
  advert on the escalator on my way home
  i don't need no skin flicks, i wanna be alone
    i didn't want to hold you
  i didn't want to use you
  protex, protex blue
  all i wanna do
    johnny, johnny