He's in love with rock'n'roll woaahh
  He's in love with gettin' stoned woaahh
  He's in love with Janie Jones
  But he don't like his boring job, no...
    An' he knows what he's got to do
  So he knows he's gonna have fun with you
  You lucky lady!
  An' he knows when the evening comes
  When his job is done he'll be over in his car for you
    An' in the in-tray lots of work
  But the boss at the firm always thinks he shirks
  But he's just like everyone, he's got a Ford Cortina
  That just won't run without fuel
  Fill her up, Jacko!
    An' the invoice it don't quite fit,
  There's no payola in his alphabetical file
  This time he's gonna really tell the boss
  Gonna really let him know exactly how he feels
  It's pretty bad!
    Let them know - how you feel