I came home one night tuned my T.V. in
  my favorite show was about to begin
  as I was scanning across the dial
  I saw her read the news with delectable style
  Then I was sure that within a while
    I was Stuck
  Stuck in a pagoda
  with Tricia Toyota
  I'm Stuck
  We were watching Abe Vigoda
  then every thing will be fine
    Later that night we went for a drive
  and I can say I never felt more alive
  taking in the sights of old Tokyo
  with Tricia by my side and money to blow
  I knew then I never wanted to let her go
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    [Lead]
    [Chorus]
    Always in a daze Always in a dream
  Always find that things are not what they seem
  A little Asian Goddess came from up above
  I thank you NBC for sending my love
  And Tricia is the one I've been dreaming of
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