his hair is red his eyes are green
  he's like a person that you've never seen
  he'll sing and dance he's been to france
  but he doesn't seem to stand a chance
    that's when i saw
  howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
  howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
  howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
  the woodshed
    a smarter man would never plan
  to have so many splinters in his hand
  and clarabelle would never tell
  coz he's afraid that he might go to jail
      well what became of big bird
  i know it's gonna sound rather absurd
  they found some yellow feathers and some other debris
  just underneath the peanut gallery
  ask mortimer snerd ask charlie mccarthy
  even oscar the grouch has seen his casting couch
  that's when he caught a whiff of knucklehead smiff
    and curse his job he works with bob
  coz he was swinging from an old corn cob
  and that's the thing bob pulls the strings
  so you know it when you hear me sing
  howdy doody howdy doody
  howdy doody in the woodshed