She says soda and i say pop
  I'm all about cheese and she's definitely not
  She's salt water taffy and herbal tea
  And i'm beef jerky and black coffee
  But that's ok
  I hit it off anyway with my east coast girl woa-oh
  she rocks my world, yea-ah
  I think surfing would make me sore
  But i wanna build sandcastles on the Jersey shore
  With my east coast girl
  She drinks woodchuck and i drink beer
  She hunts for sandcrabs and i hunt deer
  She's never even been under arrest
  And i'm a criminal from the mid-west
  But that's alright
  I still love to talk all night
  With my east coast girl
  It's her slight accent that i adore
  And things are much clearer now than they were before
  And she's so much more PC than me
  She thinks that euchre's wack
  Won't you go visit DC with me
  Or would you rather play blackjack
  I've never even been to new york city
  I don't know why
  Oh please let me be your midwest guy