Now I'm not saying we're unhappy
  Being classified as simply a punk-ska band
  And sure you think these groups are crappy
  That this many screaming teenage girls is out of hand
  That's right I'm talkin' 'bout the boys bands
  And I'm confessing, we're jealous of what they have it's true
  I mean no disrespect to our fans
  Rather I'm pleading to make our pop-star dreams come true
  Please grant us boy band status
  Put our posters on your wall
  Please grant us boy bands status
  We just want to be loved that's all
  For me it started with the new kids
  They were my favorite I still know the words
  to Hangin' Tough
  Though all my friends thought they were stupid
  I was smitten I truly thought they had the right stuff
  Then boys to men came out of Philly
  They sang so soulfully I'd never before wanted
  so much to be black
  Though retrospectively it seems silly
  That's when i decided to point my life down
  the boy band track.
  Now I don't know what to think about N'Sync
  And I don't get all this noise, 'bout the Backstreet Boys
  No i don't dig what they do but i think we could do it too
  So i'm begging you I'm down on my knees
  Oh please