She breaks me down with her horror story
  She makes me sad, but she never bores me
  Just like a visit to the Love Gestapo
  It's quite a trip, but it gets me down
  Nothing she do ever really please me
  She knows I'm hard-- that's why she says I'm easy
  She's got my number, but imagine this
  She says it makes her blue, tatooed upon her wrist
  Woke up this morning, my girl was gone
  Unpacked my bag-- that's why she's moving on
  I love it when she tells me the whore story
  'Cause it starts out so nice and then it gets so gory