I fucked one in the basement
  I fucked one in the hall
  Fucked one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
  Fucked one in an alley
  Up against the wall
  I fucked em all
  I fucked one in Exotica
  And then I got the blues
  Then I fucked a college girl
  Didn't have a clue
  Fucked one turning sideways
  I can't turn em down (?)
  I fucked em all
  It seems like balling bitches
  That's all I ever do
  Hey you better watch your ass
  I'll fuck that too
  I fucked one on a freight train
  Rolled a load all night
  Fucked a girl in Pittsburgh
  Steel is what they like
  Fucked an operator
  Yeah she takes my calls
  I fucked em all