Dad said I was one of the few who acted bad before I was two
  A hyperactive little boy
  One day of life on all my toys
  I pulled the hair of little girls
  slid on cardboard down steep hills
  Ghost-ride my bike into walls
  Broke windows while playing baseball
  Get dragged to shop with the folks
  Nag and pout, make 'em look like jokes
  Snake some money and go to the store
  Kicked a hole in my bedroom door
  Dropped a desk on my teacher's toe
  "Apologize"
  I said no
  Big Wheel races were always great fun
  I'd stuff the others and I had won
  Never had any friends at school
  I was too hyper, I was uncool
  I'd still rain on everyone's day
  To me the world was just a stage.