I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt
  I'm not embarrassed to go out,
  it wouldn't be the first
  I've looked underneath everything
  the place is such a mess
  there's stuff to do, I must go out,
  it's probably for the best
    I couldn't find my pants today
  I think it's probably better that way
    I used to dream I was at school
  and running with no pants
  that nightmare has become my dream,
  it's difficult to grasp
  even though I must avoid a visit from the cops
  there's nothing I like better than to walk up to the shops
    I couldn't find my pants today
  I think it's probably better that way
    I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt