I have been feeling below par
  and I can not even find the green
  I'm feeling under the weather
  That is to say it's on top of
  me. I don't feel good today
  I can't help it anyway.
  I can not help my emissions
  even if maybe they're a social faux pas
  gastronomical extradition's
  I shouldn't have spent all my time in the bar.
  Hakimashita, I've soiled myself again.
  My stomachs subsiding it's about time
  I'm thinking of returning to duty now
  Hang on I'm sure that's such a
  good idea I might return to the bowl,
  I don't feel good today
  I can't help it anyway
  Hakimashita.
  Language has never been much a
  barrier when it applies to this
  There's not many misunderstandings that
  arise following a vomit kiss.