cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
  even through speed bumps, she's a cardog
  she watches discovery channel, she chews her paw
  pissed off she can't go to the beach, cause it's against the law
    cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
  even through speed bumps, she's a cardog
    cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
  and even through speed bumps
    cardog, sleepin' on the lawn
  screaming when she yawns
  she's a cardog