I met her at the haunted mansion.
  She said I looked like Charles Manson, yeah.
  But I persisted, though.
  And won her love, you know.
  Black clouds floating up above.
  That haunted house was our tunnel of love.
  The first time she sat next to me, she said I looked just like E.T.
  The next thing that you know, I was her Romeo.
  She finally came around.
  In that haunted house our love was found.