hey how did everybody get in my room
  it's saturday another perfect day
  till i hit the boardwalk
  headed towards the pier'
  your fucking gay/fuck you outta my way
  50,000 jackoffs
  all on rollerblades
  greased up dolphin shorts
  wrist guards so it won't hurt
  your mediocre girlfriend
  hits a parked car yea
  until the day/you learn to surf or skate
  college jack o faggot
  sportin oakley shades
  all on rollerblades
  crash helmets to be safe
  all on rollerblades yea
  crash helmets to be safe
  whoopie its fun to skate
  i'll do a figure 8
  watch me do a circle
  going backwards down the stairs
  oh gee this is fun
  looks like i better run
  i4 guys on skateboards
  wanna ollie off my head yea
  this sport is so extreme
  you roller disco queens
  goin to do the hustle
  at the roller wonderland yea
  she blades to shrink her thighs
  so she can justify
  2 all beef patties special sauce letuce cheese
  pickles onions on a sesame seed bun yea
  neat neat i really think its neat
  i'm stealing every trick from every
  skateboarder i meet
  neat neat i really think its neat
  you stupid faggot roller bladers
  roller wonderland
  cum guzzlin fruit cake
  i hope you break your hands
  roller wonderland
  cum guzzlin fruit cake
  i hope you break your fucking neck