There must be someone out there
  Who's smiling down on me
  It's not really fair
  I don't even care
  Bestow no pity on me
  We all must choose a path
  In rough to our demise
  Some people say no to a fork in the road
  But I will never think twice
  A wench might make you happy
  But only half the time
  Be takin no wife
  Or filling my life
  With heartache pain and strife
  [Chorus:] If I had my way
  I would roam around the world
  A beer from every land
  And an eye on every girl
  When your life is over
  And you time has finally come
  You'll never have regrets
  Looking out for #1
  I don't need no money
  Of fame or fancy cars
  You'd better heed
  I got what I need
  No home and electric guitars
  Now that the end is near
  A light goes on inside your head
  While I was sailing the seven seas
  You were putting the children to bed
  [Chorus]
  argh oi argh oi