You'll find us drinkin on the street
  Maybe at the boardwalk in New Orleans' heat
  Down by the dock
  At the Riverwalk
  The tourists all look on in shock
  They didn't know this happened in the States
  "They must be ingrates."
  I don't wanna waste my time
  Standin like a sucker in the longest line
  Waitin for the package deal
  Waitin round just to find something real
  I may not know just where to look
  But I don't need to read your fuckin book
  I may not know a thing about it
  But I've got a reason to doubt it
  You're waiting for commands from tower control
  Propaganda stories of the Highway Patrol
  TV, magazines - you think they're something great
  Regurgitated answers that you're gettin are so second rate
  Watching the program on two-zero
  Oh, the cop is such a hero
  I know ya wanna be like that
  Know ya wanna be the big cat
  Though it won't hurt to fill your dreams
  You won't be happy by any means
  Solutions can't be bought at shops
  Or seen on Cops