Hey momma look at me
  Aren't you proud aren't you happy
  I am a ladies man
  I got my woman in the palm of my hand
  I know she's only 12
  I can't get anyone else
  I know she's only 12
  But she looks 13
  I met her at Disneyland
  Never thought I'd get to hold her hand
  All the younger guys are looking at her
  But she likes me cuz I'm so much older
  Little girl I'll pick you up at 8
  Don't worry we won't be late
  We can't get down and dirty
  Cuz I have to have you home by 9:30