There's a brand new dance
  but I don't know its name
  That people from bad homes
  do again and again
  It's big and it's bland
  full of tension and fear
  They do it over there but we don't do it here
    [CHORUS]
  Fashion! Turn to the left
  Fashion! Turn to the right
  Oooh, fashion!
  We are the goon squad
  and we're coming to town
  Beep-beep
  Beep-beep
    Listen to me - don't listen to me
  Talk to me - don't talk to me
  Dance with me - don't dance with me, no
  Beep-beep
    There's a brand new talk,
  but it's not very clear
  That people from good homes
  are talking this year
  It's loud and tasteless
  and I've heard it before
  You shout it while you're dancing
  on the whole dance floor
  Oh bop, fashion
    [CHORUS]
    Listen to me - don't listen to me
  Talk to me - don't talk to me
  Dance with me - don't dance with me, no
  Beep-beep
  Beep-beep
    Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do
  Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
  Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do
  Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
  La-la la la la la la-la