My mommy told me
  If I were goody
  That she would buy me
  A rubber dolly
    I got some energy to burn
  It makes me jumpy and nervous
  But I'm too damn old to join the military service
  Hup two three four
  I got to hit my baby on a Saturday night
  You know the devil made me do it
  I know it wasn't right
    Like a loco mosquito
  'Round and 'round and 'round Igo
  And when I'm hungry
  Down I go
    Please Mr. Custer I don't wanna go
  And spend my night in a bar with some stupid dodo
  I'm sick of hanging 'round with old transvestites
  They stare at my rubbers
  It makes me uptight
    And here I go
  In love again
  Here I go-oh wo wo
  Like a loco mosquito
    I got some energy to burn
  But you always want to tap it
  You're busy sucking on my gas tank
  Before I can tap it
    Like a loco mosquito
  'Round and 'round and 'round Igo
  And when I'm hungry
  Down I go
    Loco Mosquito