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    You know I used to be a bad girl
  I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
  Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
  But now I know my right wing from my wrong
    Yeah, yeah
    I really used to be a bad girl
  I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
  I know I used to be a real wild child
  But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
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    I really used to be a bad girl
  I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
  I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
  But now I'm different--now I sing a new song
    I really used to be a bad girl
  I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
  Yes, I used to be a real wild child
  But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
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    Where do all the porn stars go
  When the lights go down?
  I wonder where all the porn stars go
  'Cause when you need one, they are never around
    I think they moved out to the suburbs
  And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
  They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
  Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives
    Where do all the porn stars go
  When the lights go down?
  I think I know where all the porn stars go
  They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms
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