Here, if it's any conselation, take mine
  No, no need for explanations, it's alright
  With me it would only be redundant, see
  If you only try to keep it all inside
  I lay me down with your decision
  Blow your mind, don't hesitate
  This devil takes your pain away
  Take mine
    But now that I have finally found you
  I'm gonna take it one step at a time
  Let's try to keep this good thing going
  You tell a joke, I nearly die
  We have to laugh until we cry
  Take mine, please take mine
    My margarita chum, that's what you are
  I'm laughing my ass off when you sing
  Everybody's happy now
  The Luna-queens become the lunatics
  While Janis Joplin tells her friend
  He's just a one-night stand
    I hear you retching in my bathroom, but I don't mind
  No, I'll clean it up tomorrow, just sit down
  Again you choke me when you grumble
  You and me we're so much like RG
  And now I'll show you how to tango
  I think it's time for us to say
  That this has been a perfect day and retire, please retire
    My margarita chum that what you are
  I'm laughing my ass off when you sing
  Everybody's happy now
  A v.i.p. is what you are to me
  I love it when you take me on your lonely Sunday stroll