Hey boy, take a look at me
  Let me dirty up your mind
  I'll strip away your hard veneer
  And see what I can find
    The queerest of the queer
  The strangest of the strange
  The coldest of the cool
  The lamest of the lame
  The numbest of the dumb
  I hate to see you here
  You choke behind a smile
  A fake behind the fear
  The queerest of the queer
    This is what he pays me for
  I'll show you how it's done
  You learn to love the pain you feel
  Like father like son
    The queerest of the queer
  Hide inside your head
  The blindest of the blind
  The deadest of the dead
  You're hungry cause you starve
  While holding back the tears
  Choking on your smile
  A fake behind the fear
  The queerest of the queer
    I know what's good for you (You can touch me if you want)
  I know you're dying to (You can touch me if you want)
  I know what's good for you (You can touch me if you want)
  But you can't stop
    The queerest of the queer
  The strangest of the strange
  The coldest of the cool
  The lamest of the lame
  The numbest of the dumb
  I hate to see you here
  You choke behind a smile
  A fake behind the fear
  The queerest of the queer
  The strangest of the strange
  The coldest of the cool
  You're nothing special here
  A fake behind the fear
  The queerest of the queer
    I know what's good for you
  I know you're dying to
  I know what's good for you
  I bet you're dying to
  You can touch me if you want
  You can touch me if you want
  You can touch me
  You can touch me
  But you can't stop.