Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter
  teach you to program computers
  teach you all the skills you need
  you can die with dignity
  I got a phone call from the sergeant yesterday
  he had a message from the good old U.S.A.:
  "Good grades, high I.Q., you're one terrific guy
  we'll let you push the buttons while the other people die."
  no way, that's what I say
  I don't want to be a marine today
  Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter
  teach you to program computers
  teach you all the skills you need
  you can be a fucking pig
  and that's why the sergeant smiles
  everyday in high school when I got home
  marine recruiters called me on the phone
  oh god, never thought it would come to this
  I get cards I get calls now I'm on the mailing list
  Mom I'm not home if they call me on the phone