I just read the news in the paper yesterday
  Danny Bonaduce just got busted in L.A.
  He used to be 10 years old now he's 25
  busted for narcotics and he's facing 10 to life
  "Danny Partridge Busted"
  it happened just the other day
  "Danny Partridge Busted"
  now they're gonna lock him away
  we'll never see his freckled face smiling anymore
  they're gonna put him in a cell and doublelock the door
  Shirley, Keith, and Reuben, I wonder where you are
  next time you see Danny he'll be safely behind bars
  and he got busted
  it never happened to me
  poor Danny
  little Danny Partridge wasn't as innocent as he seemed
  he finally found an outlet for his moneymaking schemes
  I just can't believe it 'cause it seems so strange to me
  the kid that we grew up with is a pusher on the street