We started living in an old house
  My ma gave birth and we were checking it out
  It was a baby boy
  So we bought him a toy
  It was a ray gun
  And it was 1981
    We named him "Baby"
  He had a toothache
  He started crying
  It sounded like an earthquake
  It didn't last long
  Because I stopped it
  I grabbed a rag doll
  And stuck some little pins in it
    Now we're a family
  And we're alright now
  We got some money and a little place
  To fight now
  We don't know you
  And we don't owe you
  But if you see us around
  I got something else to show you
    Well it's easy when you don't know better
  You think it's sleazy?
  Then put it in a short letter
  We keep warm
  But there's just something wrong with you
  Just feel like you're the hardest button to button