Well it's true that we love one another
  I love Jack White like a little brother
  Well Holly I love you too but there's
  Just so much that I don't know about you
    Jack give me some money to pay my bills
  All the dough I give you Holly
  You been using on pain pills
  Jack will you call me if you're able?
  I got your phone number written
  In the back of my bible
  Jack I think your pulling my leg
  And I think maybe I better ask Meg
  Meg do you think Jack really loves me?
  You know, I don't care because
  Jack really bugs me
  Why don't you ask him now?
  Well I would Meg
  I really just don't know how
  Just say 'Jack , do you adore me?'
  Well I would Holly but love really bores me
  Well maybe we should just be friends
  I'm just kidding Holly
  You know that I'll love you 'til the end
    Well it's true that we love one another
  I love Jack White like a little brother
  Well Holly I love you too but there's
  Just so much that I don't know about you
    Holly give me some of your English lovin'
  If I did that Jack I'd have one in the oven
  Why don't you go off and just love yourself
  If I did that Holly there won't be anything
  Left for anybody else
  Jack it's too bad about the way you look
  You know I gave that horse a carrot
  So he'd break your foot
  Will the two of you cut it out
  And tell 'em what it's really all about
    Well it's true that we love one another
  I love Jack White like a little brother
  Well Holly I love you too but there's
  Just so much that I don't know about you