Tuesday morning now
  I gotta have somewhere to go
  I call up tommy now
  I call him on the telephone
  Won't you wake up and come with me now
  I'm going to the pawn and loan
  Walking down thirty three
  Walking on thirty o
    Well what am i supposed to think
  I drop a nickel in the sink
  I love people like a brother now
  But i'm not gonna be their mother now
  What if someone walked up to me
  And like an apple cut right through me
  I'm not the one who's sinnin
    Screwdriver
  Now that you have heard my story now
  I've got a little ending to it now
  Whenever you go out alone
  Take a little dog a bone
  Think about your little sister
  Then you got to drive it home
  With a screwdriver
    I got a little feeling goin' now
  I got a little feeling goin' now