Father says it, mother says it
  Sister says it, brother says it
  Uncle says it, Auntie says it
  Everyone at the party says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The horse says it, the pig says it
  The judge in his wig says it
  The fox and the rabbit
  And the nun in her habit says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    My mate Bill Gates says it
  The President of the United States says it
  The slacker and the worker
  The girl in her burqa says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The general with his tank says it
  The man at the bank says it
  The soldier with his rocket
  And the mouse in my pocket says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The drug-addled wreck
  With a needle in his neck says it
  The drunk says it, punk says it
  The brave Buddhist monk says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    Hit me up, baby, and knock me down
  Drop what you're doing and come around
  We can hold hands till the sun goes down
  Cause I know
  That you
  And I
  Can be
  Together
  Cause I love you
    The blind referee says it
  The unlucky amputee says it
  The giant killer bee
  Landing on my knee says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The cop with his breathalyser
  The paddy with his fertiliser
  The man in the basement
  That's getting a taste for it says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The fucked-up Rastafarian says it
  The dribbling libertarian says it
  The sweet little Goth
  With the ears of cloth says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe' I'm on fire
    The cross-over country singer says it
  The hump-backed bell ringer says it
  The swinger, the flinger
  The outraged right-winger says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The man going hiking says it
  The misunderstood Viking says it
  The man at the rodeo
  And the lonely old Eskimo says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    [Chorus]
    The mild little Christian says it
  The wild Sonny Liston says it
  The pimp and the gimp
  And the guy with the limp says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The blind piano tuner says it
  The Las Vegas crooner says it
  The hooligan mooner
  Holding a schooner says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The Chinese contortionist says it
  The backyard abortionist says it
  The poor Pakistani
  With his lamb Bhirriani says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The hopeless defendant says it
  The toilet attendant says it
  The pornographer, the stenographer
  The fashion photographer says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The college professor says it
  The vicious cross-dresser says it
  Grandma and Grandpa
  In the back of the car says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    [Chorus]
    The hack at the doorstep says it
  The midwife with her forceps says it
  The demented young lady
  Who is roasting her baby
  On the fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The athlete with his hernia says it
  Picasso with his Guernica says it
  My wife with her furniture
  Everybody!
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The laughing hyena says it
  The homesick polish cleaner says it
  The man from the Klan
  With a torch in his hand says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The Chinese herbologist says it
  The Christian apologist says it
  The dog and the frog
  Sitting on a log says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The foxhunting toff says it
  The horrible moth says it
  The doomed homosexual
  With the persistent cough says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    [Chorus]
    The Papist with his soul says it
  The rapist on a roll says it
  Jack says it, Jill says it
  As they roll down the hill
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The clever circus flea says it
  The sailor on the sea says it
  The man from the Daily Mail
  With his dead refugee says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The hymen-busting Zulu says it
  The proud kangaroo says it
  The koala, the echidna
  And the platypus too says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The disgraced country vicar says it
  The crazed guitar picker says it
  The beatnik, the peacenik
  The apparachick says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The deranged midnight stalker says it
  Garcia Lorca says it
  The hit man, Walt Whitman
  And the haliototic talker says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    [Chorus]
    The wine taster with his nose says it
  The fireman with his hose says it
  The pedestrian, the equestrian
  The tap-dancer with his toes says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The beast in the beauty pageant
  The pimply real estate agent
  The beach-comber, the roamer
  The girl in a coma says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The old rock'n'roller
  With his two-seater stroller
  And the fan in the van
  With the abominable plan says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The menstruating Jewess says it
  The nervous stewardess says it
  The hijacker, the backpacker
  The cunning safecracker says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The sports commentator says it
  The old alligator says it
  The tennis pro with his racquet
  The loon in the straight jacket
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    [Chorus]
    The butcher with his cleaver says it
  The mad basket weaver says it
  The jaded boxing writer
  And the glass-jawed fighter says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The old town cryer says it
  The inveterate liar says it
  The pilchard, the bream
  And the trout in the stream
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The war correspondent says it
  The enthused and the despondent says it
  The electrician, the mortician
  And the man going fishin' says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The cattleman from Down Under says it
  The patriot with his plunder says it
  Watching a boat of full of refugees
  Sinking into the sea
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The silicone junky says it
  The corporate flunky says it
  The Italian designer
  With his rickshaw in China says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    [Chorus]
    The trucker with his juggernaut says it
  The lost astronaut says it
  The share cropper, the bent copper
  The compulsive shopper says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    The Viennese vampire says it
  The cowboy round his campfire says it
  The game show panellist
  The Jungian analyst says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    Warren says it, Blixa says it
  The lighting guy and mixer says it
  Mick says it, Marty says it
  Everyone at the party says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on Fire
    The hairy arachnophobic says it
  The scary agoraphobic says it
  The mother, the brother
  And the decomposing lover says
  Babe, I'm on fire
  Babe, I'm on fire
    [Chorus]