I was feelin' the blues
  I was watching the news
  When this fella came on the TV
    He said I'm tellin' you
  That science has proven
  That heartaches are healed by the sea
    That got me goin'
  Without even knowin'
  I packed right up and drove down
    Now I'm on a roll
  And I swear to my soul
  Tonight I'm gonna paint this town
    So bring me two pina coladas
  One for each hand
  Let's set sail with Captin Morgan
  And never leave dry land
    Troubles I forgot 'em
  I buried 'em in the sand
  So bring me two pina coladas
  She said good-bye to her good timin' man
    Oh now I've gotta say
  That the wind and the waves
  And the moon winkin' down at me
    Eases my mind
  By leavin' behind
  The heartaches that love often brings
    Now I've got a smile
  That goes on for miles
  With no inclination to roam
    I've gotta say
  That I think I've gotta stay
  'Cause this is feelin' more and more like home
    So bring me two pina coladas
  One for each hand
  Let's set sail with Captin Morgan
  And never leave dry land
    Troubles I forgot 'em
  I buried 'em in the sand
  So bring me two pina coladas
  She said good-bye to her good timin' man