When I need a meal to satisfy me
  My baby's right on time
  I don't need a graduate of home ec.
  Because she does just fine
    Creamy, crunchy, plain or smooth
  White or wheat with jelly too
  There's nothing I wouldn't do
  For my peanut butter girl
  She's my peanut butter girl
    She don't know how to make an omelette
  Or pancakes, steak or stew
  All she knows are peanut butter sandwiches
  With jelly cut in two
    Cut in half without the crust
  She's the object of my lust
  I love her because
  She's my peanut butter girl