Johnny has a dream to make the sceen
  Where all he has to do is make girls scream
  Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt
  Turning butter into cream
    For now, he's an unknown who's content to take orders
  Stocking magazines, turning fives into quaters
  Soon he'll make them see that he's got what it takes
  When they get a look at his 14 inch snake
    He's got a job in a porno shop, where he mops up for free
  Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow
  He'll see his face on a T.V. screen