Making young girls pine
  I don't have the time
  Babies get in line
  I've got a protractor
  Got a stapler now
  it goes "Ka-ching"
  gotta have the math club crown me king
  gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
  on my calculator
  If you're up
  and if you want
  a piece of me
  wave goodbye and blow a kiss
  'Cause you can't handle this
    [Chorus:]
  No, No, No
  you can't handle this.
    Through my glasses glare
  you'll see savoir faire
  beneath my icy stare
  I've got a retainer
  Maybe I'm the physics main event
  maybe I'm the chem club president
  maybe even Texas Instruments
  thinks that I'm coplanar
  If you're up
  and if you want
  a piece of me
  wave goodbye and blow a kiss
  'Cause you can't handle this
    And Leonard Nemoy
  can't stand up to this
  And Captain James T. Kirk
  bows beneath my fists
  And I am awesome
  awesome
  I am the awesomest