I fell asleep with my clothes on
  Dropped my keys on the front lawn
  Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming
  from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming
    [Chorus:]
  Giving up, it never felt so good
  welcome to plan B
  Giving up, what is the likelihood
  life could be so free?
    I'll eat some moldy bread
  then I'm going back to bed
  I know how this day will crescendo
  I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo
    Up to now in my life I have failed
  all I've tried, it's too hard
  I think I've found my calling now
  laying down, in the yard
  Don't you cry Momma, don't you even weep
  'cause you know your son excels at sleep.