In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,
  there's nothing to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow
    excluding the scary paper make-up that they wear,
  they resemble ink and dagger, if ink and dagger had long hair
    they're pretty evil, and they do not like god,
  i don't care if they burn down churches,
  but they'd better not fuckin' touch the synagouge
    i befreinded them
  bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
  i befriended them
  bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends
    they have names like igor, Helthor, Angor,
  but then again, it's not exactly like "in living color",
  i kinda hope they move here, so i don't have to pay import prices,
  but i'm kinda afraid that they'll move near me,
  because, they're not nice
    i befreinded them
  bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
  i befriended them
  bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends
    come on, ilene,
  come on, ilene,
  come on, ilene,
  come on, ilene!