i see them everywhere, wondering what's next
  and i think it's kind of fun seein' them walk around downtown
  and they got the new band records
  and they want everyone to check 'em
    want everyone to see that they did it first
  want everyone to know
  want everyone to care
  but it's fun when we don't care, so i tell them like this
    oh no, oh no, here we go again
  it's the life of the perfect scenester
    and now they listen to emotional music
  when they used to like PUNKROCK
  or maybe now they like chump rock
  and swore they never liked punk
  and they always talk about shows
  but i never see 'em
  and when i do they're just bummin'
  still haven't figured out that
    and we just can't wait for what they got next
    and they do it for the girls
  yes they do it for the girls
  but it's all the wrong girls in control of them
  don't worry about anyone else
  the best people are themselves
  and we don't think you know yourself