The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema
  Saved it from itself I like to think
  The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings
  Including one she found under the sink
  The girl with the strong arm killed an innocent bystander
  That leaves you with a mental picture
  The girl with the strong arm drank straight whiskey
  But I understand she still quotes scriptures
    All the poor gardeners pooled their resources
  During the week long festival
  Kneeling down to think about the future
  Racing you would be quite dull
  After many years of exodus
  The hatchery fish run in rich rivers
  I'm afraid the memories regarding Nixon
  Are a little scary
    The girl with the strong arm threatens the Quakers
  They all say she's mad y'know
  The girl with the strong arm has an abrasive accent
  She uses words like eskimo
  The girl with the strong arm stands beside a woman
  Whose many parts add up to one
  The girl with the strong arm makes political commentary
  Yet I feel that it's all in fun
    In your nightmares rub around
  Those gay white males line up at church
  Drink their coffee pretend to be a cowboy
  Set aside an hour to search
  Pulling up leaves like little Russian problems
  Is now the tasty thing to do
  The unattractive ? cloying sweetness is you
    The most popular sidearm with Canadian woodsmen
  Is the blue steel woodchuck gun
  Manufactured in Atlanta, Georgia
  By the firm of Youse & Son
  I find no fault with the two young lovers
  Who dine all night on candied eels
  Then dance till dawn to big band music
  And the sound of baboon squeals
  All last night I stared at jelly
  Till I knew love was all around
  Travelling through O'Hare airport
  Dressed like a circus clown
    The girl with the strong arm has started licking batteries
  And that's kinda strange, even for her
  The girl with the strong arm would like to be a banker
  But I don't think she's really sure
    Using strings just to pull things over
  Really keeps the party going
  I'm not sure but the history of Denmark
  Maybe the only thing worth knowing
  Has it ever dawned on you
  That car accidents just might be art
  And all those kids in foster care
  Just don't think you're very smart
  Down by the ? on mother's day
  In a state of perpetual bliss
  Stan's the man with the lisp