Good evening ladies and gentlemen
  And welcome to P.J.'s Astrological Love Lounge
  We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics
  My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me
  Well they're the Shyphonics
  And we hail proudly from Fargo, North Dakota
  Now, way down south in Fargo, whenever we needs a little somethin' extra
  We like to do a little thing we call the brown nose
  And we'd like all you fine ladies and gentlemen here tonight
  To help us out in doin' the brown nose
  So remember: when I shout "What you gonna do?"
  You're gonna shouts back "Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose"
  Think you can handle that? ([crowd:] ya!)
  I'm pretty sure you can; let's give it a try
    What you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
  Oh, ladies and gentlemen, you should all be round up and shot
  That was terrible ([crowd:] moans)
  What you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
  Yes! Yes! That's so much better
  You have my permission to go out and reproduce (crowd: light cheering)
  You're lovely human beings
  So now we're gonna do a little brown nosin' for ya
  Are you excited? ([crowd:] cheering)
  Are you ready?
  Okay then, here we go!
    When you want that job, I say now what you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
  There's rich uncle Bob, I say now what you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
  You get stopped by the man, I say now what you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
  Record company wants to sign your band, I say now what you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
    Mercy!
  ??? myself 300 times
    Alright!
  Now I know many of you fine ladies and gentlemen
  Have begun to ask yourself
  Ooh, but Lester Shy and the Shyphonics
  How do we do this wild new thing you call the brown nose?
  Well take a second, prepare yourself mentally and physically
  We'll show you how to brown nose
    Bend your (bend yo') knees (ooh LaLaLa...)
  Now move your head like this (ooh LaLaLa...)
  Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...)
  Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...)
  Kiss my
    Askin' for some green, I say now what you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
  Boss is really mean, I say now what you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
  Wanna impress your a' girlfriend's father, I say what you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
  Owe some money a' to your brother, I say what you gonna do?
  (Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
    You! Yes you! Here's a dime; run out and call the PMRC (Ok)
    Gonna brown nose!
    I wanna see every last one of you brown nosin'
  Even you tuna lips
    Alright! If you can dig it I wanna hear you shout
  Erlenmeyer Flask
  (Erlenmeyer Flask)
    Alright, I know you loved it the first time
  You gonna love it even more the second time
  As once more, we prepare to get down
  And do some serious big-time brown nosin'
    Bend your (bend yo') knees (ooh LaLaLa...)
  Move your head like this (ooh LaLaLa...)
  Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...)
  Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...)
  Kiss my (YA!)