- Are you ready Dave?
  - Uh-huh.
  - Malory?
  - Ok.
  - Joe?
  - I don't know.
  - Well alright fellas... Let's GOoo!!!
    Hee and a hoe
  And I love my baby so
  In the bottom of the bottomless pit
  Don't make a sound
  Or we might drag your baby down
  To the bottom of the bottomless pit
    I'm covered with slime and ick and goo
  But that's ok, 'cause my woman is too
  And we live in the stench of a dirt-walled hole
  And we don't give a damn about pest control
    It's a hee and a hoe
  God I love my baby so
  In the bottom of the bottomless pit
  Don't make a sound
  Or we might drag your baby down
  To the bottom of the bottomless pit
    Well, call us nauseating if that's what you please
  Or call us Ron and Nancy 'cause it's all the same disease
  This kind of thing happens in the best of homes
  This kind of thing happens wherever I roam
    It's a hee and a hoe
  And I love my baby so
  In the bottom of the bottomless pit
  Don't make a sound
  Or we might drag your baby down
  To the bottom of the bottomless pit
    I wanna hear you shout the words to this song
  So let's all join in and we'll all sing along
  And maybe scare the neighbours or your mom and dad
  Or maybe get rich off some brand new fad!
    It's a hee and a hoe
  And I love my baby so
  In the bottom of the bottomless pit
  Don't make a sound
  Or we might drag your baby down
  To the bottom of the bottomless pit