Some people believe in astrology
  Others believe in technology
  Some people believe in all those "ologies"
  But I believe in swordfish
  He believes in swordfish
    I believe in Happy Days
  I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie
  I believe in all that TV crap
  And I believe in swordfish
  He believes in swordfish
    Came up from the ghetto with the help of my stiletto
  Every day I hear the people groan:
  Why should we buy postage stamps?
  We can make our own
    We may be doing something wrong
  We could be running a little too long
  I guess we better end this song
  I say I believe in swordfish
  He believes in swordfish