I had a small friend,
  Who had a fat friend
  Who had a big friend
  Who gave birth to many friends
  With our flashlights to the sky
  We waited for them to land.
    I got two tall friends
  Who know my small friend
  Who seem to have a problem with you
  They got roman candles
  Bottle rockets for the vandals
  Who covered our lockers in glue.
    [Bridge]
  We're on our way here we go
  We're gonna take over
  Set it off one last time
  Here we come again.
    We were strangers
  And we were pilgrims
  Role models of the family man
  Pioneers and patriarchs
  Patriots and matriarchs
  Staking out the promised land
    Our little army
  We were commandos
  Gorillas with decoder rings
  We felt some opposition
  From some villains
  Who were wishin'
  They could be cadets and kings.
    [Bridge]
    [Chorus]
  All systems go!
  Soon the world will know
  The fury of attack
  Feel the wrath of
  The super rad
  The super rad
  Super rad!
    And if we die
  before the battle's through
  tell our mom's, tell our dads
  That we were super rad!
    [Bridge]
    [Chorus x2]
    All systems go
  As we step into the Octagon
  Feel the wrath of mission code name:
  applesauce applesauce applesauce
    Super Rad!