Calling all rednecks
  to put down their sluggards, turn their attention
   from beating the buggers,
  and pick up machine guns,
  and kill camel-fuckers
  backwoods nation
    Calling all doctors
  of spin and the smokescreen
  to whip the new patriots
  into a frenzy
  of good versus evil,
  ignoring the history
  of the backwoods nation
    Ain't it a shame,
  when due process
  Stands in the way, of swift
  justice
    Calling all frat boys
  to trade in their hazing,
  their keggers and cocaine
  and casual date-raping
  for cabinet appointments
  and rose garden tapings
  backwoods
  backwoods
  backwoods nation