the perfect love song
  doesn't make you cry
  it's filled with sorrow
  and brutal goodbyes
    so if she's cryin'
  you know you've done something right
  and if she hates you
  you'll sleep better at night
    the perfect lover
  never holds your hand
  the perfect date feels
  just like a one night stand
    the perfect girlfriend
  says this is the end
  the perfect breakup
  ends in "can we be friends?"