Is this the in place to be?
  What am I doing here?
  Watching the girls go by
  Spending money on...
    Sleep all day
  It's the only way
  I'm a parasite
  I creep about at night
    Night club, is this the in place to be?
  Night club, what am I doing here?
  Night club, watching the girls go by
  Spending money on...
    Hey, hey, I don't work
  'Cause I don't have to
  I don't have to work
  There's no, no work to do
    Night club, I'm a member of the night club
  Night club, a fully paid up member of the night club
    So I can't dance in a club like this
  all the girls are sluts
  And the beer tastes just like piss
    I'm a parasite
  I creep about at night.
  I'm a member of the night club
  A fully paid up member of the night club
    Night club, is this the in place to be?
  Night club, what am I doing here?
  Night club, watching the girls go by
  Spending money on beer