She don't like pornography
  When it's on the BBC
  She won't even look at me
  Oh no no no she don't love me
  I love Mary Whitehouse
  She don't love me
  I love Mary Whitehouse
  She don't love me
  I know she ain't that wonderful
  She's only trying to be helpful
  When she sees all those nudes
  She'll speak out and say
  That's very rude
  Mary Mary they think you're crazy
  How does your mind work
  With silver bells
  And ..... shells
  You're digging up the dirt